What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 23:57
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is the world male-dominated?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
No go.
Still no good
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.